Soon after my wife and I met, she mentioned how she really wished that she could afford a riding lawnmower.

She was a single gal that worked all day and was often tired in the evening when she got home from work.

So, being the handy sort of guy that I was, I made her a riding lawnmower.

 I guess I thought she would squeal with delight and give me a big hug.

 Instead she just stared at it !!!.

To this day I have never been able to understand why women are so hard to please.